This Just In, Child dies at Chumpy Cheese On august 5th 7 year old Craig Wumpy-Paws was going to his favourite restaurant Chumpy Cheese to celebrate his birthday, after they sat down and ate, Craig supposedly became violently ill and started projectile vomiting, 5 minutes later he passed out and started drowning in his own vomit, Craig's parents tried to call the 911 but the chumpy cheese mascot took all their phones, eventually one of the other families managed to call 911 on their pager and Craig was rushed to the hospital, upon arrival he was pronounced dead with the autopsy revealing he died from poisoned chumpy cheese pizza, Craig's family is now suing the chumpy cheese location for $100,000.00, here's a quote from Craig's mother "I hope that we can get justice for what happened that day, and I hope that sick rat f*ck gets sent to death row" and a tweet from his father reading "f**k you @chumpycheese suck my tiny 2 inch (hard) p*nis and then shove your whole fist up my *ss until I c*m".